Some recent Joshua-isms:
"I could be Santa. Somebody has to do it!"
"See those doll clothes?! They're vintage."
"What does vintage mean?"
"You know, old but nice."
Becky tried on her wedding dress:
"Look Gwen! Your mommy looks like a a princess!"
"I don't want spider webs on my hands. Well, unless I'm Spider-Man. Then I could shoot out webs and capture the bad guys!"
"I'm going commando again! That means I'm not wearing underwear."
He comes into the living room holding his vitamins, hands them to me, "proceed!"
"Scuba gear is for breathing underwater."
"A pulley is a kind of machine. We could use it to pick up toys that are too heavy."